Urwaldsurrealismus

“Tatsächlich?”
“Sure. Look, it´s so easy, you´re a tree, sorry, you´re THE tree, and I´m a liana, or rather, I´m THE liana. ´You Tarzan, I Jane´ - anymore questions?”
“Who the heck is Tarzan?”
“Oh my...”
“Warum bist Du Dir so verdammt sicher? Was weißt Du schon mehr als ich?”
“Don´t ask me, I´m just a liana!”
“Prima! Das kann ja heiter werden! An English-speaking liana, which I can´t shake off and, worse, which is unable to explain what she´s doing. Say, do I have a choice at all in this matter?”
“Of course you do - in fact you’ve got two.”
“Sehr großzügig...”
“You can say `no´ now and afterwards thoroughly regret it or you can say `I´ll give it a try´. Look, sweety, I´m not asking you to marry me! You think, I´m rushing things, right? You´re wrong. Lianas never rush things. Don´t think too much!”
“Bäume sind rationale Wesen, Liana! Thinking little or not at all isn´t easy for trees. Was, wenn es schief geht? Was, wenn Du irgendwann Deine Meinung änderst? Was, wenn ICH irgendwann meine Meinung ändere? I´m young, free, it feels good - why change it?”
“Why change it, indeed? Sweety, I think you have to answer that yourself. Life happens today, but also tomorrow. Rationality cannot guarantee a carefree future - neither can irrationality. To cut a long story short, as they say in Yeehaw, I can´t give you a money-back guarantee, this isn´t a case of `If you´re not entirely satisfied with your purchase, there´s a 30-days, no quibble money-back guarantee, dial 1-800-FLYME for details!´
There´s one thing, I CAN do, however: I can give you my word, that you won´t regret giving it a try.”
Der Baum seufzte. Versprechungen, Versprechungen. Erinnerungen.
“What if I hurt you? What if you hurt me, Liana? We could be destroying a potentially very rewarding friendship.”
“Stop worrying! `What if...´isn´t in my vocabulary. Trees are supposed to be optimists, remember, unlike lianas, who are said to be born pessimists. I´m only a liana, but I can be strong for both of us...”, sagte die Liane und schlängelte sich langsam höher.